Okay, okay… I guess I've slacked off just a wee little bit… can you believe that I actually got a life? Yeppers…actually the only exciting thing I've done recently was going to the Bryan Adam's concert (I rocked, I rolled). So I actually checked my mail a few days ago and I got quite an ego boost (“They like me, they really LIKE me!”). Plus, I had an offer to be part of this 24 Hours in Cyberspace program but noooo, I took too long to read my mail and now it's too late.

So I’m back, it’s 1996, and I promise I'll write more often. I gonna start off by answering the most frequently asked questions… because I'm starting to get ticked off by having to repeat myself.

1. WHAT THE HELL IS POUTINE? Once and for all, stop asking me this! It's french fries topped with gravy and cheese curds (mmmm). KFC makes the best…it's the next best thing to peanut butter, honey, and pickle sandwiches.

2. WHAT DOES “FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY” MEAN?Sheesh, don't take it personally that I won’t wear a thong. The expression meant that I would not wear it for everyday wear except to please the viewing audience.

3. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I didn't realize that this whole shinnanigan was international…I'm writing from Orleans…Ontario…CANADA…

Well I've babbled enough…stay tuned for latest developments in the Sabina chronicles. Hey, mail's always nice, give me your input. Ciao.